"Didn't Come Here to Count 'em" is an adrenaline shot from the first note to the last. Multi-instrumentalist Todd Pruner kicks the song off with a string-bending Telecaster lead that is sure to knock over some tables as people jump to their feet. Pruner also plays the bass, acoustic guitar and microKorg synth on the track. Accompanying Pruner in the rhythm section is guest drummer, Ian Romano (of Daniel Romano & The Outfit). Multi-instrumentalist Jon Merz drives home the chorus with this trumpet and trombone horn section, raising the energy to the roof. All the while, singer and songwriter, Camron Rushin tells the tale of a light-hearted sot on a bender who is secretly burdened by being the "victim of the ages." At each stage of his journey, our hero is interrogated about how many he's had to drink, to which he replies, "I didn't come here to count 'em / I came here to drink 'em!" The song reaches a climactic ending as the band heads into jazzed-out, wall-of-sound territory.

Rushin discovered the key line in the song years ago while out with his family when his aunt asked his uncle how many beers he had had to drink. "I didn't come here to count 'em. I came here to drink 'em," he replied. Everyone in the groups' ears piqued as they almost said in unison, "that'd be a great line for a country song."

"Didn't Come Here to Count 'em" was mixed and mastered by Erik Wofford of Cacophony Recorders in Austin, Tx.